‘Welcome aboard your flight’ … never mind the pilot might not be qualified!

Imagine boarding a plane (when we can fly again of course) and hearing the following announcement: “Good morning ladies and gentlemen. My name is Zara and I am your chief flight attendant for today’s flight. Welcome aboard Pakistan International Airlines flight 123, non-stop service from Karachi to Quetta. Please be advised that with 262 out … Continue reading ‘Welcome aboard your flight’ … never mind the pilot might not be qualified!